Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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