the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
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You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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