from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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