Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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