A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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