Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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