I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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