Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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