So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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