the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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