I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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