do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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