your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Holy sore nipples Batman
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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