I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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