I'm really into asian looking animals
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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