I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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