ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize
