Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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