I CAN MOONWALK!
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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