U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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