i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Randomize
