Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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