11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
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she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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