just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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