You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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