Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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