No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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