You surviving the open bar?
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do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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