Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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