Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I am available for nakedness
But we have bathrooms and they dont
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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