The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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