My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I am mentally ready for anal.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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