i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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