bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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