y did u give ur computer a hand job?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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