At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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