yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.