I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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