i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
My ass is underappreciated
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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