so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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