she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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