She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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