i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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