I just made out with a guy for $7.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I want to fling myself into the sun
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I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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