Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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