my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
and she was petting her beer can
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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