Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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