I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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