he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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