ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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