I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
3 2 1 whiskey
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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