There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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