Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Green mimosas i think yes
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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