Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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