what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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